collections that are raw as fuck ➝ fouad sarkis s/s 2014
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
(5/9) Greek Gods/Goddesses
PERSEPHONE (/pərˈsɛfəniː/, per-seh-fə-nee; Greek: Περσεφόνη) Queen of the Underworld and daughter of Zeus and Demeter, Goddess of the harvest. Persephone was abducted by Hades so he might take her as his wife. From the cries of the starving people, Zeus forced Hades to release her, but before she left Hades fed her pomegranate seeds. Because Persephone had tasted food from the Underworld she had to return there for a third each year (the winter months). Persephone is also known as the Dread Queen of the Underworld, carrying out the curses of men unto the souls of the dead.
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
worst attempted line-change i have ever seen u have fuckin nine people on the ice wow
you sure that’s the worst attempted line change
50 Shades of Honor
Final Fantasy X Concept Art by Yusuke Naora
When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
"Ah, we have a romantic in our midst. Observe, ladies, the remarkable phenomenon: a man of wisdom and perception."
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy."
and a bit later in the article, this gem:
"The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."
This is how Michael and I are going to die.